WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL
S Tomlinson is the son of an ex-hippie psychologist and an ex-cowboy
electrician. He lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with a menagerie of
houseplants in varying levels of health, a Ford Mustang, and a Triumph
motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders."
Patrick S. Tomlinson is one of the coolest and
best writers ever. He likes guns, knive, bar fights so he is an actaul
Mess with the best and you will swallow your teeth like the rest, child.
writes all about space and crazy characterz like a gay squid. His
imagination is bottomless like his appetite for beer and brats.